Moby wants to Make Porn Movie

"This big? No way". Moby is next in line to make an "adequate" porn movie.

Moby has revealed he wants to make a porn movie starring guys with small penises so viewers won’t be intimidated.

The aging techno-artist, who admits has watched many adult movies in his lifetime, wants to delve into the world of adult entertainment.

Moby simply can’t understand why the pornographic films feature men with larger-than-average manhoods and wants to create a porn movie which won’t make viewers feel inadequate.

“I’ve never understood why porn made for men often stars studly guys with enormous you know? Surely that’s intimidating to most guys watching? My porn flick would exclusively feature men with normal-to-titchy-sized penises in order to make viewers feel better.”-Moby told Bizarre magazine.

Maybe he is unhappy with the way porn movies look today, but the 46-year-old Moby is happy for being a “little, bald” white guy.

“I would describe myself as little, bald and white. Small, bald white guys are kind of interchangeable. I used to lament the fact that I didn’t look like a cross between Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. Then a few years ago I discovered a combination of acceptance and equanimity when I looked in the mirror. There is nothing terribly wrong with my face, even if some of its parts aren’t very inspiring.”-he said.

No more mixing-Moby is about to enter the porn industry, and to make his own porn movie.

Johnny Depp’s The Lone Ranger shut down

We won't be seeing Johnny Depp in Disney's adaptation of 'The Lone Ranger'. The movie being too expensive is shut down.

Disney’s much-anticipated big-screen adaptation of the western classic ‘The Lone Ranger’ starring Johnny Depp has been shut down according to industry reports.

The studio reportedly has stopped the production over problems with reducing the movie’s estimated $250m (£154m) cost. Johnny Depp was to play the Lone Ranger’s sidekick Tonto with Armie Hammer playing the lead role as the masked avenger.

Jerry Bruckheimer had been lined up to produce the film, with Pirates of the Caribbean director, Gore Verbinski behind the camera.

The Lone Ranger, movie about a cowboy battling injustice in the Old West, was first aired on the radio in the US in the 1930s and became a popular TV series running from 1949 to 1957.

This is not the first time Disney has shut down a major project due to cost. Earlier this year they did the same for a 3D re-make of The Beatles film ‘Yellow Submarine’ due to costs involved.

Johnny Depp was likely to earn his usual £15m for starring in The Lone Ranger, and also a percentage of any profits in line with his deal for playing Captain Jack Sparrow in the Pirates of the Caribbean films.

Johnny Depp would have been perfect for the role of Tonto.

Supermodel Kate Moss is Writing Autobiography

Supermodel Kate Moss has started typing up her autobiography, which could include revelations about her previous relationships with Johnny Depp and Pete Doherty, after being encouraged by her new husband, Jamie Hince who enjoys reading and writing plays.

Kate Moss has always been private when it comes to discussing her personal life, but now the model has “change of a heart” and is about to reveal some juicy details in the autobiography. There will certainly be stories about sex, drugs, rock ‘n’ roll, and of course fashion.

“She’s never opened up about her parents’ divorce, having daughter Lila or her relationships with former boyfriends including Johnny Depp and Pete Doherty. Her fans will be desperate to read it and she’ll make an absolute fortune”-a source told The Sun newspaper.

Kate Moss married The Kills rocker in the Cotswolds, South West England, earlier this month. She and Jamie are currently in Australia where The Kills are playing a few dates.

Husband Jamie Hince has encouraged his wife Kate Moss to write her colorful life story in an autobiography.