Moby wants to Make Porn Movie

"This big? No way". Moby is next in line to make an "adequate" porn movie.

Moby has revealed he wants to make a porn movie starring guys with small penises so viewers won’t be intimidated.

The aging techno-artist, who admits has watched many adult movies in his lifetime, wants to delve into the world of adult entertainment.

Moby simply can’t understand why the pornographic films feature men with larger-than-average manhoods and wants to create a porn movie which won’t make viewers feel inadequate.

“I’ve never understood why porn made for men often stars studly guys with enormous you know? Surely that’s intimidating to most guys watching? My porn flick would exclusively feature men with normal-to-titchy-sized penises in order to make viewers feel better.”-Moby told Bizarre magazine.

Maybe he is unhappy with the way porn movies look today, but the 46-year-old Moby is happy for being a “little, bald” white guy.

“I would describe myself as little, bald and white. Small, bald white guys are kind of interchangeable. I used to lament the fact that I didn’t look like a cross between Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. Then a few years ago I discovered a combination of acceptance and equanimity when I looked in the mirror. There is nothing terribly wrong with my face, even if some of its parts aren’t very inspiring.”-he said.

No more mixing-Moby is about to enter the porn industry, and to make his own porn movie.